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"I did my best, princess"?
Actually that's German for "Well Excuuuuuuse Meee, Princess."
OR SO THE GERMANS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE
"Hey! I dooooooooo my best, princess."
Shit, guess I fucked up the tense.
Too bad the draw-out just doesn't seem to work as well with the German.
The German voice actors somehow make this sound somewhat dignified.
It's funny because I don't know what they're saying.
I never cared for the Zelda cartoon. It was so unappealing to my 7 year old mind that I never played a Zelda game until I was 18. I was sure the game was about being a lameass.
Uh since one game is about playing a flute, another is about a fucking mask, and a third is about floating around in a cartoon boat, I'm pretty sure the games actually are about being a lameass.
The first three (on NES and SNES) are pretty fun and great retrogaming.
You would think that the Germans would have changed them back to looking like Aryan supermen like they do in the games.
What are they doing to the treeforces?
So, instead of Link always trying to get a kiss from Zelda, now he tries to get her to shit on his face.
Hearing things in a different language makes them good as new.