|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-10-11 |
Is this how people really shoot guns? It seemed to have all the skill and execution of a bad GTA game and a playground game of "cops-n-robbers."
I'm just wondering if people learn to jump up and down like that from playing too much "Halo."
I KNOW RIGHT WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS ALL AFRAID OF BULLETS GOING INTO THEM I LOVE PAINTBALL TOO HIGH FIVE
|delicatessen - 2009-10-11 |
Short controlled bursts.
|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-10-11 |
Nobody hurt. 20 feet apart. more shots then I am even going to bother to count and they don't even hit a god damn innocent bystander.
Fucking kids these days cant do anything right.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-10-11 |
This needs old-time piano music.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-10-11 |
Is there nothing guns can't fix?
Time Travel Mishap
They apparently cant fix the problem of people you want dead not being dead.
|Tomas - 2009-10-12 |
at least the dude at the end could circle-strafe.
|the_clencher - 2009-10-12 |
Why isn't anyone using their Primary? Must be a pistols only match.
|andyweak - 2009-10-12 |
only in America
|CaptainJesusHood - 2009-10-12 |
GOOD LORD THESE *AMATUERS* MAKE ME SICK NOT WITH THEIR WANTON DISREGARD FOR LIFE AND PROPERTY BUT WITH THEIR ABSOLUTE LACK OF *SKILLZ* LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING GUYS I PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND IF THAT HAD BEEN ME I WOULD HAVE SCORED 15 HEADSHOTS AND ACHIEVED A MULTIKILL MEDAL
I'm actually with CaptainJesus, nothing but videogame comments? Really? Poetv, i am dissapoint.
Your comments are being monitored by the Internet. BRING YOUR A GAME JOKES
@mcsancherson: You expected real-life tales of being in shootouts or something?
|socialist_hentai - 2009-10-12 |
orangutan strafe! shoot! orangutan strafe!
|lolcoolj - 2009-10-12 |
And just like any other major incident in Toledo, the cops probably got there 15 minutes later or told them on the phone they were "Really busy tonight, please be patient" So glad I moved away from that shithole.
|Hooper_X - 2009-10-12 |
My favorite part of this is how you can pinpoint the EXACT moment the first gun is drawn.
Actually, no. My favorite part is the guy who tries to roll across the pool table and doesn't quite manage it.
|JimL2 - 2009-10-12 |
My favorite character in this play is the beefy bald guy who barges in, gun drawn, at 00:11. When he sees the other party has a gun too, he throws himself under the pool table, fires off all his rounds within ten seconds while humping the floor, and then crawls back out the exit. He probably didn't even know any of these guys.
|zatojones - 2009-10-12 |
Fools did break themselves.
also The YouTube comments are as hilarious as you'd expect
|kingarthur - 2009-10-12 |
Possible titles for this video:
1. Guns Don't Kill People.
|chumbucket - 2009-10-12 |
I like how the wrassle fight goes off camera to the right and then the "ay ay ay" seems to signal gun draw by the bar patrons' reactions. These guys seem to have invented firing pistols "from the hip"
|Architeuthis Tux - 2009-10-12 |
Since everyone is so bothered by the videogame references, here, let me offer you poetry for poetv.
A thousand angry bees
hurled cacophony, sulphur stinging nothings
the leap and prattle, the scuttle and gyre
Masculinity -- that Polynesian navigator who dangles
stretched taut over the dimming longboat night
Looked through that door
And left in his car.
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-16 |
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I THOUGHT THEY COULD SHOOT THEIR GUNS
LIKE A BASKETBALL!
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