That's a great question. America built the fleshlight and advertised it on skanky websites everywhere. Japan returns fire with whatever the fuck this robo-swirl penis mangler is called, and took the advertising campaign direct to video.
Are we going to take this one lying down (incapacitated by our embarrassing vagina simulators)?
Imagine how shiny your penis would be after using this. It would be like that anime trope where a dude takes of his trousers and his dick is pure light.