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boner - 2009-12-10

Chris's jump cuts are inspired by the french new wave

Smellvin - 2009-12-10

Watching through this whole video is worth it for the last ten seconds if nothing else.

Smellvin - 2009-12-10

P.S. Since Chris-chan has stopped begging on YouTube for sex and moved on to begging for a cartoon likeness of him to have sex in a cartoon, does that mean he's given up hope on his Love Quest?

Jefka - 2009-12-10

Is it worth it, Smellvin?

These were very funny at first. "Christ-on-the-cross, what an idiot." I would chortle. An idiot manchild dancing around his room oblivious to the despair he SHOULD be having.

Years later. after watching video after video of Chris-Chan falling for the same trolls, waddling around the same riculously toy-strewn room it gets less funny. Much less funny. How many of these can one man take in a lifetime?

Of course there's the horror of an aging Chris-Chan... Every day I watch him get a little fatter, a little balder and a little more resigned to keeping his vigrinity as he enters the 3rd decade of his life. Magnifying this depressing sight is his insistence on wearing the same Sonichu medallion and striped polo. The consistency of his wardrobe becomes an unintentional parody of his youth as it contrasts with his noticeable physical aging.

Now these videos are not not pleasant at all. They're horrifying. Especially when you think back to how much of this idiot's life we were all privy too... crying about girls X, Y and Z, drinking his own spooge, or feuding with Liquid Chris... we were intentionally there for all of it. We lapped up the schadenfreude and until *we* became a little fatter and balder. The abyss gazes back.

Sure, I still have some mild, morbid fascination which keeps me tuning as if I was rubbernecking a car accident... But that's all it is now. Morbid fascination. I can't bring myself to look any closer... much less laugh.

Two stars for existential turmoil.

gotterdamm - 2009-12-10

Over five paragraphs about Chris-Chan?

Jesus son.

Toenails - 2009-12-10

Did Jefka make any good points?

I'm not reading all that shit.

phalsebob - 2009-12-10

He's having an existential meltdown. Short version- Time makes mockeries of our mortal existence. Hang in there, Jefka, a cat video can't be far behind.

Doctor Arcane - 2009-12-10

Jefka is the new Kafka

dead_cat - 2009-12-10

This* is what Chris does for fun. Keep in mind that were he not busy making videos, he'd be outside harassing women and then pretending he doesn't know any better.

*The videos he makes when he's not being trolled by a bunch of cripple-punchers.

Jefka - 2009-12-10

Put that way, dead_cat, I guess I should be somewhat grateful these videos exist. Each posted video is eight minutes where he won't be on the streets fighting the urge to sexually assault someone.

Riskbreaker - 2009-12-12

What dead cat said, also, Chris has really not done anything that he didn't wanted to do up to this point. He falls easily to internet trolling, but think how easy it can be for anyone to trick his idiot ass into doing something truly bad in the outside world.

Rovin - 2009-12-10

"Hi Seth McFarlane, I heard from someone I likely shouldn't believe that you're thinking of featuring some of my bullshit on an episode of your show. After hearing of this, I've planned a complete hijacking of your show with my own shit over vast stretches of episodes. It's true, I have storylines, I just haven't written them down."

chumbucket - 2009-12-10

this is a glasses-off, then back on rant

becomes completely nonsensical by minute 4

retrocious - 2009-12-10

I'm actually kinda afraid that they really will put him on Family Guy and I'll be forced to watch an episode

pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-10

The said thing is it's not that unlikely.

The really sad thing is they wouldn't embellish it, they'd just have a crudely-drawn CWC say something verbatim. Then cut to Stewie making a *totally unexpected* gay joke.

memedumpster - 2009-12-10

Uh... guys... yesterday I saw a commercial that featured Mario and Sonic... in the same game... can... Sonichu really be far behind?

Is this the End Times?

oogaBooga - 2009-12-10

Theyve been making mario+sonic atrocities for a while now.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-10

It's pretty sad that even Sonic and Mario could put aside their differences during the Olympics but the various nations couldn't in Moscow.


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-12-10

I'm not sure what he just said, but I'm pretty sure I don't like it.

Riskbreaker - 2009-12-10


(complete silence)

mashedtater - 2009-12-10

at this point it just does not matter. he will never have sex with boy nor girl, so he might as well just become asexual.

bac - 2009-12-10

let's poke him with a stick.

Riskbreaker - 2009-12-10

He's still moving.

RomancingTrain - 2009-12-10

I died in Nam and this video is my brain trying to understand the process of death, right?

nemeses9 - 2009-12-10

I actually wouldn't be that surprised if Chris-Chan or his "ideas" appeared on Family Guy. They actually have featured a lot of YouTube/Negrounds/4chan stuff in recent seasons.

Really, that's just how desperate they are for material to reference...err "parody" now. That, and they've realized just how easy to please their primary audience is.

dead_cat - 2009-12-10

I'm afraid I didn't catch anything beyond, "Dear Famly Guy, please use my fanfiction. P.S., I have a boner for one of your characters. Please animate it to her for me. PEACE OUT GULARGHFPOLEFRGHPLAH!!"

Riskbreaker - 2009-12-13

That's pretty much it, Chris takes a lot more time to say things thanks to all his "uhh..." "anyways" and problems saying words and forming sentences.

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