Translation:
"AH! I won the sweepstakes! I can't believe I won! I've never won anything before! Now I will throw myself on the ground and become dead weight."
I was clued in by a Russian speaking friend. She explained that cops in Russia like to fine randomly people for nothing to supplement their income. This woman was obviously pulled over and fined for something she either did or did not do and didn't handle it well.
Translation:
Woman: Arrest me!! Arrest me!!!
Officer: Give me your driver license.
Woman: I will not!
I can just imagine her in a grocery store joining her children on the ground screaming for candy while the Dad pushes the cart slowly to the next aisle, hoping someone kidnaps the lot of them while his back is turned.