HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I... ha... I need to lie down now.

This is at least the third time today I've heard someone made reference to that.

Its a shame we never got any unnecessary rings on our clothing around our limbs and or shoulder area. that seemed to be the quick way to make clothes look futuristic in movies or cartoons, need to make a shirt look futuristic? throw some rings on it! those pants too 90s for ya? throw some rings one it, now it looks like something straight out of 2010!...oh wait...

Funny. the "20xx" comment made me start thinking about Mega Man X.

Really? ... explain it to me. I still don't get it.

Because his cold, dry, black sense of humor is utterly hilarious.

Because snarky jokes and clever little cartoons cause you inexplicable rectal pain?

Snarky? Yes it was. So what? that's all he ever is.
Clever? He just rehashed everything he's said over the past year and made up stupid award names. Razor blade vagina doesn't make me smirk in the least as an analogy for a video game. This was uninteresting crap. And playing that music every three seconds is just so clever and ironic. Bravo.

Tell us some more about how you dislike this guy who reviews video games.

Your critique of somebody's critique is awful. I didn't even giggle once during your brutal assessment and name calling. Go die in a snowdrift you pillow-eating pussy puncher.

Okay, now somebody do me and keep this Meta Train ROLLING!!!!

Everyone's a critic Toenails and you're proof that everyone's an idiot. Maybe if you spent a little more time playing videogames and a little less time making fun of review reviews you could understand how important all those boops and beeps really are. Then you'd realize how deep Yatzee really cuts the brave gamers of this nation who sacrifice their lives to make Nintendo and Sony profitable.

fatatty, you really need to get to the gym.

vidya vidya games

It's called expressing an opinion. That's what comments are for. Fuck you Toenails.

NO U!

Goddamit flames, don't you know if Yahtzee ever registered here just to clown on Sputum's comment we could have gotten a glorious Strange Loop? BUT NO! You had to come in and ruin it with your hurt feelings!

Just for future reference, in your opinion, would you rather be called a "pussy-eating pillow puncher" or a "pillow-eating pussy puncher"? Because it's a pretty good insult if I may say so, but I'm not quite sure on the order yet...

Racism for legs

Vagina full of razorblades as a "reversal of fortune" analogy. There, those were all the funny bits.