Five stars for making me laugh so hard I think I actually lost a couple of pounds.
As for the actual people in the video, I see a gay black man who's trying too hard, a soccer mom who probably sees this as her big break into film and TV, and I'm guessing the last guy is either A) the man who invented the Sanctified Slide or B) the church janitor who they put up there when no one else wanted the part of 'awkward third slide specialist'
Fundamentalists are so freaking hilarious when they try to show their religion is fun and hip!
That white guy in the back is the hero in all of this, for sure. "Even your semi-retarded uncle Wally can do the Sanctified Slide!" I didn't even notice him for a full two minutes, was about to turn the video off, and then I saw him back there flopping around like a palsied zombie. Seriously, I would pay that man to dance for the rest of his life. NEVER GIVE UP, WALLY!