Ocyrus - 2011-01-11
Can we take media access away from retards, please?
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Ghoul - 2011-01-11
If you hate the LGBT community so much lady, why do you dress like a Transgendered woman?
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Zarathustra00 - 2011-01-11
So when God chooses to let a nation know that he's upset with a specific action they have taken God waits an indeterminate period of time before choosing a trite occurrence to use as a sign?
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voodoo_pork - 2011-01-11
Only crime against nature I see here is that jacket.
ZING!
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godot - 2011-01-11
This is an Amy Sedaris skit. This must be an Amy Sedaris skit.
Right?
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Toenails - 2011-01-11
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE REDWING BLACKBIRDS????
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Ghoul - 2011-01-11
This God rose from the Dead, and during Armageddon will annihilate all that stand against him by uttering one word.
That's the future though... Today, he'll kill a few flocks of birds randomly in a display of his righteous anger. This should send a clear sign to the entire human race that he not only exists... but that he's totally pissed off.
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Triggerbaby - 2011-01-11
So you see, Arkansas, if you would only stop being so nice to gays, God wouldn't have be forced to kill your blackbirds.
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charmlessman - 2011-01-11
GOD: Excuse me, birds?
BIRDS: Yes, Lord?
GOD: Well, I have some bad news. It seems the Americans are allowing gays into the military now.
BIRDS: Oh no! That's awful! What are you going to do about it, oh Lord?"
GOD: Yeah, about that. Ever heard the expression, "take one for the team"?
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Mother_Puncher - 2011-01-11
So apparently God was fooled by DADT and didn't know gays were serving in the military until the repeal so his answer was "NOPE" and killed some birds in a state where no gays are allowed even though he has the power to do literally anything.
God is a spoiled 14 year old kid with a Limp Bizkit CD and every time he gets mad, he goes to his room and blasts "Break Stuff"
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TeenerTot - 2011-01-11
This woman is a cunt.
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Udderdude - 2011-01-11
Are you sure the birds aren't just hiding in her hair?
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fluffy - 2011-01-11
You should never ask Don Tell anything. He's full of shit.
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phalsebob - 2011-01-11
How do these birds' deaths relate to Xiphias bird related posts? Is he stealing their souls?
Hey... I'm just asking a logical question.
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cognitivedissonance - 2011-01-11
I like the "Abu Dhabi Weather Machine Mad Science" explanation better.
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godot - 2011-01-11
If the folk of Beebe, Arkansas want to know what killed their birds, they should look in their own neighborhood. There's a 10+ acre abandoned (judging by the algae growth) catfish farm/sewage impound 2 miles southeast of their town. Check whether its full of arsenic (from chicken CAFOs etc) before you blame the Almighty.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2011-01-11
It looks like she's dressed in a spearmint gum commercial.
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Big Muddy - 2011-01-11
In the year TWOOOO-THOUSAAAAND!
In the year TWOOOO-THOUSAAAAND!
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fulakarp - 2011-01-11
Our God is a Cryptic God.
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Urburos - 2011-01-12
He obviously didn't know gays exist, or he wouldn't have taken on the responsibility of watching our world crumble to dust.
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