For those not familiar with Tom Scharpling's Best Show on WFMU, allow me to introduce "Spike": Federal employee, doo-wop connoisseur, and sex dungeon owner.
I can't wait to hear his reaction to ABC's cancellation of "All My Children" and "One Life To Live". The CEO of ABC is probably tied up in his basement, listening to the Platters in front of a muted video of "Child's Play II".